meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

(Source: anticrystalist, via tyleroakley)

thrashleydawn:

femintits:

so my friend is in italy and she bought me this

Is this what eating a bag of dicks is like

thrashleydawn:

femintits:

so my friend is in italy and she bought me this

Is this what eating a bag of dicks is like

(via dianasaur97)

highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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(via dianasaur97)

xiii-wings:

xiii-wings:

buttcramps:

is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT

I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”

THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS

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wide-worlds-joy:

ladyvivamus:

themightyblim:

miss-azura:

bifrostedflake:

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MAKE LOKI FIX IT

Sad thing is in actual mythology this is very accurate. But loki does always fix the problem and usually the other gods got something good out of it in the end like magical weapons and tools, so really the other gods should stop bitching cuz when loki cleans up his messes they get free shit out of it.

Or, on one memorable occasion, a very nice horse.

Accurate post is accurate.

(Source: twinklefaerie, via dianasaur97)

deathandthekingsmusicman:

You know those art students that are like “hm, think I’ll do a little doodle or something,” and then they make an absolute masterpiece in under five minutes?

(via evilmausey)

kissingandcoffee:

sneakyfeets:

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK

you mean to tell me

that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB

IN SURGERY

AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT

FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS

(via dianasaur97)

theaceoffours:

shrill-ex:

most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge

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BE…

OUR…

GUEST

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bunstiel:

pretty done with school right now

bunstiel:

pretty done with school right now

(Source: bunsoldblog, via dianasaur97)

sexyasjohnlock:

LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT MARY

SHE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT SHERLOCK’S DEATH DID TO JOHN

SHE WITNESSED FIRSTHAND HOW MUCH IT HURT HIM

AND SHE STILL SHOT AT SHERLOCK

I MEAN SURE SHERLOCK LIVED IN THE END BUT HE DID DIE AND IF HE HADN’T THOUGHT OF JOHN HE WOULD HAVE STAYED DEAD

MARY WOULD DO THAT TO JOHN AGAIN AFTER SEEING HIM BROKEN

AND I CAN NEVER FORGIVE HER FOR THAT

(via dianasaur97)

enigmaticandfantastic:

edwardspoonhands:

summerweentrickster:

so a thing occurred

This is pretty much John’s response whenever I ask a sciencey question.

I love this.

enigmaticandfantastic:

edwardspoonhands:

summerweentrickster:

so a thing occurred

This is pretty much John’s response whenever I ask a sciencey question.

I love this.

Best Author-on-Author Insults in History

  • Virginia Woolf on James Joyce: [Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples.
  • Harold Bloom on J.K. Rowling: How to read ‘Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone’? Why, very quickly, to begin with, and perhaps also to make an end. Why read it? Presumably, if you cannot be persuaded to read anything better, Rowling will have to do.
  • H. G. Wells on George Bernard Shaw: An idiot child screaming in a hospital.
  • Ralph Waldo Emerson on Jane Austen: Miss Austen’s novels . . . seem to me vulgar in tone, sterile in artistic invention, imprisoned in the wretched conventions of English society, without genius, wit, or knowledge of the world.
  • William Faulkner on Ernest Hemingway: He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
  • Ernest Hemingway on William Faulkner: Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
  • W. H. Auden on Robert Browning: I don’t think Robert Browning was very good in bed. His wife probably didn’t care for him very much. He snored and had fantasies about twelve-year-old girls.
  • Mark Twain on Jane Austen: Every time I read ‘Pride and Prejudice,’ I want to dig her up and hit her over the skull with her own shin-bone.

gothqirl:

sometimes I want to listen to soft nice indie music and sometimes I want to listen to heavy metal rock and sometimes I want to listen to hardcore gangster rap and that’s just life

(via thefuuuucomics)

bellah-doesnt-know:

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

bellah-doesnt-know:

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

(Source: tatermo, via thefuuuucomics)

sueishappy:

"and that is why pink ribbons are for boobies." -hank green

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